Throughout the annals of history, human beings have partied pretty hard. First, or at least first recorded, were the Egyptians. Wilding it up pretty bad and drawing on every surface available, which was an early variation of a game I invented! Then there were the Romans, because they had to do something with all that wine. Then the Vikings took over where the Romans dared not tread and finally the British picked up the mantle and set new records for drinking which led directly to the invention of such culinary delights as the donner kebab and the battered mars bar, but I have digressed.

Michael Craptop (I did a secret page about him ages ago) threw a housewarming party with his excellent girlfriend Emma. Never one to miss a party Bobster packed his weekend bag and headed of in search of a serious hangover. Well, what was to follow was a wild night of boob judging, rolling around in the garden, drawing on people (of course) it all culminated in Smeets and Bobster drinking a bottle of Dooleys and a bottle of Aftershock for breakfast and getting naked, as you do!

Front and back are our hosts with the twins between then

I didn't realise it at the time but there were conjoined twins at the party.

Smeets was trying it on all night with one of the twins

Whilst I was getting to know Jack Black of Tenacious D

Lots of groundwork Smeets

You will have noticed one of the twins is missing, well, she passed out and I had to sign her.

And another

Is he serenading her now?

Just like I have been saying, always copying me

See! he done a second one too

I could make some tail or pussy jokes here, but insert your own

Yeah, so I passed out after shagging the lion but at least im not drinking antifreeze Kelly!

Shit! Have I been drawn on?

Smeets gave up and went for the unconsious twin instead

Shit, now it's triplets

There were 3 in the bed and the little one said.... Well that isnt me or Smeets

Im implying weve got massive cocks.

I have put this photo, full size and uncensored on a secret page, go find it.