This is a game we invented. It is a good game. Play it. Send me the pictures.
 

 
For this game you will require:

1 sleeping Darren
1 marker, preferably indelible
2 indelible felts
Some friends

 

When Bobster went to Gran Canaria, he made several new friends. I invited a few of them up to Bobland for a weekend playing out in the best city in the world. Liverpool is great, we have the best nightlife and the prettiest girls. you really should come. Anyways, on the Saturday I introduced the guys we had met on week 1 of the holiday, Lee & Darren, to the girls we had met on week 2 of our holiday, Sian, Katrina and Ciara. Now Bobster has a bit of thing for one of these lovely ladies and Lee and Darren were warned to stay away, not an unreasonable request when there were probably 100,000 girls out that night. Well Darren coulnd't help himself. Several hours later a fitting revenge was exacted. See for yourself.

I would not recommend sleeping with no top on, it just increases the size of the canvas.

If the Darren stirs from his sleep during your attack, just sing him a lullaby and he will drop back off.

Remember to take a break and rest those tired wrists.

Regular viewers may recognize Jonny, so often the victim, and clearly relishing the role reversal.

Stomachs can be tricky as it is a ticklish area, be gentle!

Lee was laughing so hard.

This unreadable gibberish actually says "I robbed Bobsters bird tonite"

Suddenly the leg went straight out, Moir pretended he had ironed it.

After a brief and unsuccessful attempt to wash the ink off Darren packed his bag and left without a word. It was 5.34am on Sunday and he has not been seen or heard from since. I do sincerely hope he is OK.