This is a game we invented. It has gotten out of hand.
 

 
For this game you will require:

1 sleeping person
1 marker, preferably indelible.

Over the Christmas holidays we have played this game a lot. It is beginning to evolve and more and more innovative techniques are being used, note the new props, try to be creative. Send me your efforts and I will post the best here. bigpun@blueyonder.co.uk

 Bastards! note the use of hated things to increase my disgust upon awaking. A French moustache and  "Roonaldo" I was not a happy Bobster. Although as is clear I was a very drunk Bobster

 I don't know who Jimmy is but he has been busy this Christmas.

Comedy sideburns and a bit of finger posing and hey presto, Elvis says fuck off.

Mostly my own work, the birthday boy was easy fodder. I included the names of my hamsters for good measure.

Everybody's favourite canvas, Jonny. Shaving foam has been added so when Jonny wakes up he will think he has had a cappuccino.

Not to much writing for clutter, descriptive, the head stripes, a true masterpiece.

Kenny is the local lush a therefore an easy target