This is a game we invented. It is a good game. Play it. Send me the pictures.
 

 
For this game you will require:

1 sleeping Jonny
1 marker, preferably indelible.

This game requires a Jonny and patience. Wait until jonny is soundly asleep or drunk and passes out. Then draw on him
You can draw anything. however, dicks are funniest!

Fingernails are easy, they cant feel it. 

OXO is a good game to play, always remember to sign your art.

Try to cover as much as possible and write other peoples names to deflect the blame.

Look how neat those nails are. A beautician would be proud.

One final word of warning, the freshly cleaned Jonny may be moody.

Send me your efforts and I will post the best here. bigpun@blueyonder.co.uk

SOME OF YOUR EFFORTS

9 / 10 Caught in the act. Arm raised in defiant triumph. All I can mark this down on is lack of swear words!

6/10 I feel this canvas is still a bit white. Definetely room for further development.