There's this girl I know called Hayley Faly (pronounced Farty) I love her.

Beautiful, Intellegent, Funny and Pierced. Everything a Bobster could ever want.

This is my favourite photo. It was the last taken of me before my assault. Oh and Hayley's in it. The dinosaur is Debo G's best mate and a big show off. My Homer Simpson glass, my favourite vodka recepticle, is now sadly deceased. Smashed by my coffee table, Sandra.

Who nicked my remote control?

If you pull tounges at us....

Can you see me hiding? Hayley sticks her tounge out a lot doesnt she?