Those of you who have read this site or know me will know that I have a very special friend called Kelly Louise. She works at an alarm monitoring station in Nottingham where all of my company's intruder alarm systems are remotely monitored from. Through my visits to see Kelly and also the fact that I call the monitoring station 3 or 4 times a day I have come to know several of her colleagues. As will most interaction in life there are people there that you would like to know better and those who frankly you wish you had never met. Somewhere in between is Michael Crampton. On the surface he is a likable enough guy, clever, fairly witty and a Liverpool fan to boot however he has a more sinister side. Michael Crampton wants to be me!

Here is the evidence please feel free to review the evidence and make your own mind up.

There are lots of things I cant really show you on here, like copied mannerisms and grammar but honestly he is trying to be me let me present my case.

OK lets start with hair, the first is a picture Michael the first time we met, then me the same night the 3rd is Michael the next time I saw him.

I made the mistake of sending him some of the pictures and he did this to them.

That top looks familiar!

This is Emma, Michael's girlfriend. She is great and well to good for him, she will realise soon.

Then he took these 2 genuine pictures.....

and did this

The case for the prosecution rests!